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In a statement that was lifted straight out of a Dickensian novel, Mr Baldy "Oliver" Bain sank to his rickets cursed knees and begged the board of the Workhouse, the SPL, to extend the season until "whenever it took for the mighty Gers to win it, as is the Bluenose way that has been and always will be, so help our bigoted god. For it is written"
Unfortunately for the mighty Gers, Mr Jim Farry had been shown the door a few years before after the bold Fergus hunted him down for cheating and thus, there was no chance for them to extend the league until "hell froze over and they won it praise be to Beelzebub and all his apostles of bigotry, that is the SFA and Chic Young of St Mirren, aye right!"
It is quite unbelievable, or should I say, totally believable that after the Gers lost points, that they would be screaming for the league to be extended until they decided that it was sufficient for them to win it and let the Forces of Darkness once more to prevail. Smith's phone was in meltdown I bet as he was called to deliver for the gers.
Only in a country that promoted, supported and underpinned bigotry and cheating in a fashion that would leave the whole of
I have been rejoicing at this news of requesting an extension. I have been passing water at a rate that quite frankly is not conducive to appearing cool and at one with the vibe, but I must admit, worth every splash of the shoes to hear those Gers pathetic attempts to keep the league going until it suits.
One of my bluenose mates texted me to say that they "were laughing at you for matching the
The fact remains, Rangers are desperate. They are in flight, they fear us, they want the powers that have always protected them to stand up, and help them. They are not getting that help so far, but hold that result they and their acolytes in the press will surely raise their anguish to the fore and this will reach a crescendo when we win the league. Will it bother us? Will we be distraught? Will be aghast at the injustice, at the lack of gruel, at the lack of fairness at them not been allowed to play on until the summer of 2012? Or maybe 2013 if they don't get a win.
"Oliver"Bain is asking for more, Oliver Bain is asking for much more than is right or should be allowed, and only "Oliver" Bain of the Glasgow Rangers could even think that the rules would be bent so much to suit a team that has always had much more than it deserved and way, way too much than was fair. But lets face it, when has fair and Rangers ever been put together in a sentence apart from here? Get real Mr Bain and stop expecting the cheating you have enjoyed in the past to help you here. Get off your knees and take it like a man. Baldy, hungry or not, or is that too much? We know cheating is easier, but take a stab in the dark try winning with honour for a change.
Hail Hail.