Monday Afternoon Shorts

Last updated : 02 April 2007 By Clydebuilt
In a fit of Monday afternoon boredom, its time to catch up on the little stories that have been circulating round Cybertims Towers.

First of all we hop on the Bigot express to Edminston drive where we are hearing that new referee Willie Collum (you couldnt make it up) has passed his initiation with flying colours. Whilst Darren Dodds may have deserved to get sent off for his last man challenge on Boydie (copyright Scottish rectumites), why oh why did Inverness not get the penalty they deserved after Hutton's rugby tackle in the dying seconds?
Ironic thing is that we have it on good authority that Collum is indeed one of a rare breed, a RC referee! Just as well he started off as he means to go on or he would have suffered a similar fate to other RC refs in the past.

Next stop is apology corner where a rather red faced Barry Robson has apologised for his assault on Lee Naylor. I see that it is only when a club captain commits the more heinous crime of throwing a water bottle into a dugout that Football becomes front-page news.
Still well done Barry for apologising. Now its John Daly's turn! Lol

Speaking of apologies, the so-called Celtic fan and his girlfriend who decided to blame Artur Boruc for letting in the previously mentioned Daly's volley owe Boruc a big apology. If Artur is to leave and cites this incident as a mitigating circumstance in his departure then you should hang your head in shame! After everything our Number one has had to endure I hope you are feeling a suitable level of remorse!

News is also filtering into Cybertims towers about a little bit of a slagging from the previous incumbent of this, the Cybertims article writer post. It seems that yours truly is guilty of writing "inane grammar less drivel"!

Ha Ha I find this a bit funny considering the amount of times my posts on Cybertims ended up on the front page at his request. You should try doing a spelling and grammar check on the following phrase "what the tims are saying"

Anyway I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but I don't fight with an un-armed man!

Song moment: - Why can't we be friends?

Yours in Celtic

Clydebuilt