Friday Rumours Rants And Raves

Last updated : 23 March 2007 By Jack Kennedy
Fridays!! Dontya Just Love Them? Rumours? Dontya just hate them?. If you don't then maybe this One will change your mind. Titus Bramble for the Hoops. Yes thats the latest bombscare rumour and what a belter. Contract talks have seemingly stalled and Celtic are said to be Looking at him. I bet that has really made your day. Never Mind though because it's just another pile of crap rumour but it's still scary.

Fridays aren't the same without having a laugh about the latest Bhoycott list from the Rangers support but this one perhaps takes the biscuit. The Huns are now trying to ban..wait for it... Black and decker lawnmowers, because they only come in green.It just gets more insane by the minute but it's somehow nice to see them totally losing the plot.

Celtic have a couple of chances to win the league before we go to Ibrox On 5th May. Would anyone be too upset if we didn't take them? Winning the league at Ibrox would be a day to remember but many of us probably wouldn't want to take the chance and would want to get the title as quickly as possible. An interesting scenario never the less.

Shunsuke Nakamura has let it be known that he wants to stay at Celtic. So does Artur Boruc and thats usually a sign thet they will wander off at the first opportunity. Manager Strachan has been looking at replacements for Boruc so he is obviously covering his bases and thats certainly good management. Or is it? Would he be better just securing the players on longer term contracts? time will tell.

Uefa investigating Celtic fans in Milan?. Well according to BBC radio they are. So thats that rumour dead then. It isn't as if the Rangers fans havent been trying to get this one going as a concentrated email campaign has been organised to bring this fact to the attention of Uefa. The sound of straws being clutched is very loud over in Govan.

Just another week in Paradise and tales of Jiri Jarosiks Lost Handbag being handed in By A Celtic supporter who stuck a note in it saying that some assertiveness training might come in useful. Jiri does carry a bag but we would like to point out that it's a very manly one.


And So on we go with another step towards the title and the possibility of being able to wear t-shirts to Ibrox. There is usually a theme at ibrox and the rumour this time is that it will be Marigolds and facemasks as demonstrated by these two bhoys on the the last visit to Mordor.


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