Skippy had spent the hours preceding the match flirting with various young females in various drinking establishments in Sydney.He was last seen about an hour after the match had finished in Sydneys famous Irish pub Scruffy Murphy's again flirting with young women,it must have been at this point
that one of these hussies kidnapped poor Skippy and no doubt took him home to have her wicked way with him.
While she was molesting/assaulting poor Skippy we hope that she did not give poor Skippy a lovebite other wise he would have went down on her,er I mean deflated on her.
We have sent out a detailed description of poor Skippy,he is 4 foot 2 inches tall and was wearing his original 1960's style Celtic top with 'SCCSC Skippy The 6-2 Kangaroo' on the front.
The Sydney police have not been of any help,all they said was "Fill out a missing persons report and leave it with
us"
We at the SCCSC are devastated at this dastardly deed and I myself have volunteered to exchange myself to this sex starved kidnapper in return for Skippy.Failing that we can only hope and pray that after she becomes bored with poor Skippy she might return him to Scruffy Murphy's sometime during the Celtic V Dundee Utd game on Sunday morning or the next Old Firm game.
Signed a devastated Brian McAvoy SCCSC